What happened to the good music if music never dies?

31 05 2008

Don’t you miss the S club 7? I mean, they were the hit of the 90s. So, where are they now. I used to admire each and everyone of them for going after their dream and risking everything they had to try to be great. I like watching their television series on youtube. It’s refreshing. If you recall all their songs, you remember most of it being very inspirational and the music very refreshing and easy to listen to, compared to the funny beats songs are played to. I sound like an old woman I know. You see, before I was introduced to the mordern music of today, I was in the car listening to the oldies with my parents. Somedays, I’m listening to Rihana’s Please don’t stop the music, I feel like switching to the oldie station. Songs from back then are amasing. Lyrics are very inspirational and touching. Some are really upbeat and easy to dance to.  Take for example, from the King of Rock and Roll, his majesty Elvis Prestley’s jail house rock. Yes, I will give Elvis credit for transforming our mordern music style.

All the young folk take for granted the music they have now and call the oldies ‘old people’s music’. The older generation call mordern music ‘noise’. Hey! Music is for everyone. Music is Universal.

Music in a way, made dreams come true.
( never had a dream come true- S club 7 )





Movie Review: Narnia 2 Prince Caspian

30 05 2008

The sequel to the first movie The Choricles of Narnia; the lion the witch and the wardrobe, brings back many charectors from the previous movie and introduces many new friends. The movie however, although based around peace and harmony, had more humans than expect. Narnia, a land known of imagination and escape was now infested with humans. If you want to watch talking animals instead of humans, narnia is not the show for you. However, this is an enjoyable show made for the whole family.





Same sex marriage aint that bad

29 05 2008

You know, I love comedians who are not only funny but also convay a message. They tell you things, things you may have never realiesed, things that make you think. Then you curse for watching these comedians. You never knew that. You never wanted to know that! Well, damn!Now you know that!

But, I love these comedians. They are the best ways to inform us. Yup! Not only are we entertained by them, we are also informed. We hear their views on the story and they shed some light on the suituation. Lets take one suituation. Gay Marriage.

Honestly, I respect Gay Marriage. I am not against it and I’m not for it either. I respect it. I respect people of the same sex getting married. What the hell is all the big fuss about it? Are you gay? Well, if you are and have the same sex marriage, good for you! I mean it! If you truely love your partner that you are currently living with and can’t wait for the person to get home so you can have some gay fun with your partner, well then good for you. I have no say in what you want to do. You are gay, your partner is gay too and you love each other; well, hey, as long as you don’t involve me, I’m perfectly fine with it. Why should I care? I’m not involved! You go do what you want, when things get really screwed up, DON’T COME CRYING TO ME! I wasn’t invovled in the first place. Why should I be now?

Wait! What if you aren’t gay? Then why the hell are you fussing about this? You aren’t gay! You don’t and may never have a gay marriage. So infact, you aren’t involved! Hence, don’t give a f**k about it will you! It is not your concern. You are infact not involved. Don’t bother about the Gays! Oh wait, you tell us ‘What about the santity of marriage?’ Marriage should be protected.

Yes, agreed. Marriage should be protected. Same sex marriage is not the biggest threat to marriage. Divorce is. Divorce is the biggest threat to marriage. People decide ‘Hey, I can’t handle this asshole anymore! I’m going to divorce him. … Heck with the kids, I can’t stand their idiot father anymore! … Divorce is the only way! … Screw conselling! I’m getting a divorce.’ I think divorce is a hell lot worse than same sex marriages. Yet, people go around walking thinking that same sex marriages are a hell lot worse than seeing kids having to decide between mum and dad. ‘What about the children? What about the children?’. Yea. You hear a hell of alot of politicians say this over and over and over again. Policians scream in your face ‘WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?’ and then in their campaigns they say ‘I am against same sex marriages’. Same sex marriages are not as bad as divorce. WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?! Politicians are so contradicting.

Speaking about children. Before kids are born, you and your straight husband or wife have to have sex. Yup, I said it and you know it. Oh wait. It might not be your wife or your husband. It might be some girl you picked up at the bar. Damn it right guys? You just made the girl pregant. Now you have one choice. The chick has to go for an abortion. NOPE! She can’t keep the kid! She’s underage, you’ll go to jail and not only that but also her dad will kill you! Abortion is the only way. Well what about the unborn child? What about the santaty of life? Have you ever noticed that the people who are against abortion are against same sex marriages and gays too? I find this damn contradicting. People who have same sex marriages or are gay are never, ever likely to have an abortion! EVER! There! Another good thing for the gays! They love the children! The adopt the children and even though the children are brought up in a not very normal family environment but you know, they might be perfectly normal teens when they grow up. Infact, if you think of all the orphan children, when people who have same sex marriages adopt them, they are so going to have a good home and a loving family. Never mind if they have two mums or two dads! They still are cared for. That is what is important. Never mind about having two mums, they have two pillars of emotional support and if they have two dads well, thats twice as much fun!

 BUT STILL, THE CHILDREN ARE IMPORTANT AREN’T THEY?  When people get divorces, they expect to pack the children like they are funiture and tell them they aren’t ever going to see their dad again. You bloody asshole! Your kisd will run away from you! They would feel even more depressed if they figured out that thier father hates them and never wants to seem them again and then these kids feel like jumping off a building! ‘Think about the children!’

See! Same sex marriages don’t seem so bad now do they. No. People still want to agrue, what about it being against the course of nature! The course of nature. Well let me tell yall alittle story about how god made people. Adam and Eve, supposedly the first human beings to rome the earth. The serpent who was the devil in disguise went up to Eve and convinced her to her to eat the forbidden fruit of wisdom and then she fed it to Adam. Now because they ate the fruit and genes and generations and blood is passed down a yea…  We know whats ‘right’ from ‘wrong’. Noticed that it is inverted commas. How do we really know what we are doing is ‘right’ and ‘wrong’. It might just be what we think is right or wrong. How do we know same sex marriages aren’t right? Ok, same sex marriages can’t produce babies. Well, thats what a sperm bank is for! Get all the men to donated their sperms to these banks and then kill them! We could do that too, but then all the straight women would be majorly upset. They would be lonely.  Well, yea we need men, we need women too! Some people need more of the same sex than the opposite sex.Sometimes it is a hormones thing. Now that you can’t blame that. It’s hormones! Nothing you can do.

I have one last thing to say about gay marriage. If you aren’t gay, shut up about same sex marriage! You’re not Gay. Stop caring about it.  Care about something that is important to you! Society is so god damn stupid sometimes.

Wanda Sykes on Gay Marriage





I am by Hillary Duff

28 05 2008

I’m an angel, I’m a devil
I am sometimes in between
I’m as bad it can get
And good as it can be
Sometimes I’m a million colors
Sometimes I’m black and white
I am all extremes
Try figure me out you never can
There’s so many things I am

I am special
I am beautiful
I am wonderful
And powerful
Unstoppable
Sometimes I’m miserable
Sometimes I’m pitiful
But that’s so typical of all the things I am

I’m someone filled with self-belief
And haunted by self-doubt
I’ve got all the answers
I’ve got nothing figured out
I like to be by myself
I hate to be alone
I’m up and I am down
But that’s part of the thrill
Part of the plan
Part of all of the things I am

I am special
I am beautiful
I am wonderful
And powerful
Unstoppable
Sometimes I’m miserable
Sometimes I’m pitiful
But that’s so typical of all the things I am

I’m a million contradictions
Sometimes I make no sense
Sometimes I’m perfect
Sometimes I’m a mess
Sometimes I’m not sure who I am

I am special
I am beautiful
I am wonderful
And powerful
Unstoppable
Sometimes I’m miserable
Sometimes I’m pitiful
But that’s so typical of all the things I am

I am special
I am beautiful
I am wonderful
And powerful
Unstoppable
Sometimes I’m miserable
Sometimes I’m pitiful
But that’s so typical of all the things I am
Of all the things I am
Sometimes I’m miserable
Sometimes I’m pitiful
But that’s so typical of all the things I am
Of all the things I am





Thousand word essays.

28 05 2008

What’s the deal with thousand word essays? Kids believe that teachers give them thousand word essays just to torture them. You know, teachers have no life and can’t afford a telly and so they get entertainment by watching their students suffer. Kids are so imaginative, aren’t they?

Students, please don’t get your knickers in a twist. Thousand word essays are not a big deal.  Just think about it as writing 10 paragraphs of a hundred words each. A hundred isn’t that  bad. It is quite easy. You don’t need much effort to write one hundred words. It is a very simple process. Here is an example:

One day, Sally was playing in the play ground with her friends. She was wearing a pastel pink dress and wore her hair in plaits tied with pink bows at the end. John was her very best friend. The had met in Kindergarden two years ago. They did everything together. They played together, they ate together, they coloured together and so on. Sally told John to meet her at the play ground that afternoon, however when Sally got there, John was no where in sight. Sally thought John might have just been sick and would have stayed home to rest so she decided to go and visit him.

Ladies and gentlemen, there you have it. That paragraph is about 100 words or may be even more. I counted up to one hundred then decided to stop. That is a simple and interesting begining. Yes, you may steal it if you like. Hey, I dare every each and one of you to write a thousand word essay on either the following begining or on anything else.

Thoasand words are nothing!  It’s just a train of random thoughts. Just let it flow and flow and flow. Some people are really stupid. Here is their thousand words essay ‘ I like her very[ times 995] much’. Tada. A thousand words! It’s like magic. These people who do these things are just plain stupid! Any one can do that! Any one can put a hell of alot verys in a sentence and say it is ONE THOUSAND WORDS! Lame people. Very lame.

Has any one noticed that if you count how many words you say everday, it is about a thousand words or more. Just count. I dare you to count.

I know. This is only about 300 words or so but hey, I didn’t say writign a thousand word essay was essay. It just needs patience.





AMERICAN IDOL DAVID COOK WANTED TO THROW AWAY HIS CHANCE AT THE TITLE

28 05 2008

Now, we all know how the America Idol 2008 ended. David verus David. I just realised something. Has anyone noticed that David Cook was throwing the tittle away and I noticed this while watching an online youtube show called What the Buck and I was watching the episode American Idol for Dummies! Cook Throws it! Still Wins! Ha!. Please be patient with him! If you must fast forward to about 3 minutes or so. Now if you search on youtube of David Cook’s last 3 songs of the season, you will realise ‘HEY! He’s a hell of alot better than he actually is doing’. David Cook’s intention was to blow it. He really just wanted to throw it out the window. He didn’t want the title. He wanted to let the kid win it. David C wanted David A to win.

Why? Hell, do I look like I know? May be he never wanted the tittle, he only auditioned because his brother made him follow him to the auditions and the people there mistook him for wanting to try out. He might have been sympathetic towards David A. It was the kid’s dream. Give it to him! Don’t…NO! NEVER DEPRIVE A KID FROM THEIR DREAM.

David Cook tried to do the right thing. He’s plan back fired.





Is there a class called flirting 101?

28 05 2008

They made it look easy.
You make it look easy.
The movies make it look easy.
Well, if it’s so easy, why can’t I do it?

Dating isn’t easy. People make it look easy but really it isn’t. Some people don’t know how to date, well actually they do know how to date, it’s just the first part, asking the person out thats tough. Getting to know the person is tough. I always had that difficulty.

People tell me ‘just be yourself and flirt’. How? Isn’t there a class called ‘Flirting 101’. I’m gonna need it. What’s the secret behind it? Is there a technic behind it?

I don’t know.

Please share your views.

If the trick is to be yourself, then I should be an expert at this…but I’m not.

What am I doing wrong?