You know, I love comedians who are not only funny but also convay a message. They tell you things, things you may have never realiesed, things that make you think. Then you curse for watching these comedians. You never knew that. You never wanted to know that! Well, damn!Now you know that!
But, I love these comedians. They are the best ways to inform us. Yup! Not only are we entertained by them, we are also informed. We hear their views on the story and they shed some light on the suituation. Lets take one suituation. Gay Marriage.
Honestly, I respect Gay Marriage. I am not against it and I’m not for it either. I respect it. I respect people of the same sex getting married. What the hell is all the big fuss about it? Are you gay? Well, if you are and have the same sex marriage, good for you! I mean it! If you truely love your partner that you are currently living with and can’t wait for the person to get home so you can have some gay fun with your partner, well then good for you. I have no say in what you want to do. You are gay, your partner is gay too and you love each other; well, hey, as long as you don’t involve me, I’m perfectly fine with it. Why should I care? I’m not involved! You go do what you want, when things get really screwed up, DON’T COME CRYING TO ME! I wasn’t invovled in the first place. Why should I be now?
Wait! What if you aren’t gay? Then why the hell are you fussing about this? You aren’t gay! You don’t and may never have a gay marriage. So infact, you aren’t involved! Hence, don’t give a f**k about it will you! It is not your concern. You are infact not involved. Don’t bother about the Gays! Oh wait, you tell us ‘What about the santity of marriage?’ Marriage should be protected.
Yes, agreed. Marriage should be protected. Same sex marriage is not the biggest threat to marriage. Divorce is. Divorce is the biggest threat to marriage. People decide ‘Hey, I can’t handle this asshole anymore! I’m going to divorce him. … Heck with the kids, I can’t stand their idiot father anymore! … Divorce is the only way! … Screw conselling! I’m getting a divorce.’ I think divorce is a hell lot worse than same sex marriages. Yet, people go around walking thinking that same sex marriages are a hell lot worse than seeing kids having to decide between mum and dad. ‘What about the children? What about the children?’. Yea. You hear a hell of alot of politicians say this over and over and over again. Policians scream in your face ‘WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?’ and then in their campaigns they say ‘I am against same sex marriages’. Same sex marriages are not as bad as divorce. WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?! Politicians are so contradicting.
Speaking about children. Before kids are born, you and your straight husband or wife have to have sex. Yup, I said it and you know it. Oh wait. It might not be your wife or your husband. It might be some girl you picked up at the bar. Damn it right guys? You just made the girl pregant. Now you have one choice. The chick has to go for an abortion. NOPE! She can’t keep the kid! She’s underage, you’ll go to jail and not only that but also her dad will kill you! Abortion is the only way. Well what about the unborn child? What about the santaty of life? Have you ever noticed that the people who are against abortion are against same sex marriages and gays too? I find this damn contradicting. People who have same sex marriages or are gay are never, ever likely to have an abortion! EVER! There! Another good thing for the gays! They love the children! The adopt the children and even though the children are brought up in a not very normal family environment but you know, they might be perfectly normal teens when they grow up. Infact, if you think of all the orphan children, when people who have same sex marriages adopt them, they are so going to have a good home and a loving family. Never mind if they have two mums or two dads! They still are cared for. That is what is important. Never mind about having two mums, they have two pillars of emotional support and if they have two dads well, thats twice as much fun!
BUT STILL, THE CHILDREN ARE IMPORTANT AREN’T THEY? When people get divorces, they expect to pack the children like they are funiture and tell them they aren’t ever going to see their dad again. You bloody asshole! Your kisd will run away from you! They would feel even more depressed if they figured out that thier father hates them and never wants to seem them again and then these kids feel like jumping off a building! ‘Think about the children!’
See! Same sex marriages don’t seem so bad now do they. No. People still want to agrue, what about it being against the course of nature! The course of nature. Well let me tell yall alittle story about how god made people. Adam and Eve, supposedly the first human beings to rome the earth. The serpent who was the devil in disguise went up to Eve and convinced her to her to eat the forbidden fruit of wisdom and then she fed it to Adam. Now because they ate the fruit and genes and generations and blood is passed down a yea… We know whats ’right’ from ‘wrong’. Noticed that it is inverted commas. How do we really know what we are doing is ‘right’ and ‘wrong’. It might just be what we think is right or wrong. How do we know same sex marriages aren’t right? Ok, same sex marriages can’t produce babies. Well, thats what a sperm bank is for! Get all the men to donated their sperms to these banks and then kill them! We could do that too, but then all the straight women would be majorly upset. They would be lonely. Well, yea we need men, we need women too! Some people need more of the same sex than the opposite sex.Sometimes it is a hormones thing. Now that you can’t blame that. It’s hormones! Nothing you can do.
I have one last thing to say about gay marriage. If you aren’t gay, shut up about same sex marriage! You’re not Gay. Stop caring about it. Care about something that is important to you! Society is so god damn stupid sometimes.
Wanda Sykes on Gay Marriage
